PROTECTION FOR YOUR COLLECTION!!
It’s Thursday November 27…. and I want you to protect your stuff!
By STARWARMAN
As George Carlin once said ” How come all their stuff is shit, and all your shit is stuff?” Here’s just a reminder….
#1 - AVOID SUNLIGHT!
No brainer, right? But even the slightest sunlight? EVIL. The changing temperatures, even by 2 degrees really can warp the plastic. The problem is not heat, you can collect in Jamaca - the DIFFERENCE in temperature from the front to the back of your model. Then, after the sunlight fades, there is once again a change in temperature. WARP 9!!
#2 - HIDDEN HEAT SOURCES!
No one puts their prize posessions over the heat vent, but pay special attention to the RISING heat along the walls. I’ve learned the hard way. Here’s a tip, run your hand along the wall.
Here’s some of the worst offenders:
PLASMA TELEVISIONS - Or even LCD run extraordinarily hot.
SPEAKERS - depending on make and usage, heat and vibration are a nasty mix.
HALOGEN LAMPS - Might look good, but are incredibly hot if too close.
HOT BABES! - Never let her put your prized Jabba between her breasts. Ok, maybe this once.
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